![]() ![]() The barkeep is actually a "temporal agent." (What that means is revealed over the course of the story.) (Hah.) He gets into a conversation with the bartender, who wears a ring shaped like the worm Ouroboros. Jeez, it's like I'm talking to myself here.Ī man walks into a bar. Son, you're saying it doesn't matter if they're all you? ![]() ![]() Well Dad, I was starting to wonder about it too. They've been heinleinin' you, each and every one of them. Look son, you think you're a big hit with the ladies. Three times if the guy watching us is who I think he is. And remember, you're going to enjoy it twice. Why, you heinleining little bitch! I should put you over my knee and spank you! Inspired by Ivonne's new word, I present a couple of extracts from All You Heinleiners, which I am reliably informed will be the big indie hit of 2021: Why does the English language still not contain a word meaning "to have sex with an earlier or later version of yourself, using a time machine"? I'm baffled. ![]()
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